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父の日おめでとうございます

Every dad needs a kid. Without a kid, you ain't a dad.

Every dad needs a kid. Without a kid, you ain't a dad.

Happy Father’s Day to you dads out there. I hope you bonded with your kids enough to let them see purpose in even celebrating this day with you. I never did bond properly with my father, so I’m not going to follow in his footsteps when it’s my turn to be a parent.

Enjoy your day with your family!

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母の日

Well, it’s Mother’s Day. The day to celebrate the person who went through 8 months of labor to bring you safely into this world. Be grateful, you ingrates.

With parents like these, who needs a fiance/fiancee? (Delete where appropriate)

With parents like these, who needs a fiance/fiancee? (Delete where appropriate)

Heh, am I hypocritical. I don’t even bother that much with my mother. Shows you what kind of son I am.

バレンタインデーおめでとう

本命チョコ

本命チョコ

ま、その感じです… 私、本当に寂しいです… 取り敢えず、バレンタインデーおめでとう。

頑張ってね、女の子。あの子達を大事にして、男の子。

And now time for this ronery fool to celebrate my own valentine’s day…

…with my figmas…

Happy Lunar New Year

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FUCK YEAH!

Wishing all of my chinese readers a Happy Lunar New Year. Let’s all win rounds of mahjong and get all the girls, but it’s not like that’ll happen, right? Well, not in real life, anyways… But, Happy Lunar New Year anyways… Sigh…

明けましたおめでとうございます

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Another year come and gone. Time really flies by, doesn’t it? Anyways, Happy New Year to all you people out there. Hopefully there will be in-fighting within terrorist groups and they wipe themselves out, leaving the rest of the world to take whatever is left, hopefully it isn’t nothing or more fighting.

Merry Christmas

Tits are related to anything. Yes, even Christmas. Thank you, Tony Taka.

Tits are related to anything. Yes, even Christmas. Thank you, Tony Taka.

Yes, I don’t know any jews. So I’ll just say Merry Christmas anyways. I have a heck lot of stuff to do with the blog, and it doesn’t help that wordpress is fucked up. Anyways, wishing you guys happy holidays.